How do you start an “About Me” section without Saying “I” or ”My”?

     As I was falling through the tunnel, I saw moving pictures on the walls of the tunnel. The pictures were of previous memories, moments and experiences I had once. When I hit the end of the tunnel I woke up in my brown wooden crib, that was hand crafted by my grandfather, Jerry P. Hannon.

     I climbed out of my crib and went to sit down for breakfast with my brother, Lou.  It was waffles and blueberry yogurt.

     That is my first Memory. A dream. I can not remember anything before that moment. I’ve come to the conclusion the pictures on the wall were what had happened before that.

     Now what about me?

     I’ve had ten cats throughout my life. I love cleaning. I love my country. I was born in Baltimore Maryland outside the bay. I’m learning how to garden. I like dance, and magazines. I also love a good chocolate.

     FDA approved Chocolate has 90 or less bug parts per 100 grams… but that will never stop me from eating it.