I hate college. How are you going to go to school for four years, suck at everything except drinking, flunk out, and then get some secretary job because you almost graduated and then act like you’re better than me? WHAT? Forget that. Forget that. I hate when people think they are so awesome because they get away with drinking at school. Yeah awesome. Here’s a clue… Your parents know retard! They know everything. Just like when you drank all their wildberry vodka and then filled the bottle up with water… Yeah they know. Hey and by the way- I give a crap how much you paid for those sunglasses! You’re retarded. You’re not rich! Your parents are!

I don’t know where that came for.

Money isn’t everything, family is.